Quote of the Day

So this afternoon we were eating fritos: delicious tasting chips that I never, ever buy because they are so very bad for one's body. Moments later Mateja began having adult-level flatulence (it's the PC term for you-know-what). This went on for a good thirty minutes. After having another loud bout of flatulence, Mateja stepped away from the bowl of fritos and said (and I quote): "It's official. These chips are NOT good for my body. They make me toot."